

TED: “I jest checked me lottery tickit an’ guess wot – tonite I’ve won a tenner!
That’s now twenty quid wot I’ve saved towards me holibobs an’ it’s only Jannuairy!
At this rate I’ll ‘ave shedloads of munny to spend – enuff fer a nice meal fer me an’ the oldies, or sum cocktales, or a bockle of whisky, or…….”
*optimistic*