I Knew Exactly What I Was Doing

Sanguisugabogg played a show in Silver Spring, MD on October 25 and it went viral for a pretty funny reason. Video surfaced of a then-unidentified woman dancing in the middle of what was about to become a wall of death mosh pit. The woman danced right up until a buncha sweaty dudes converged on her, and that was that.

The woman has since identified herself as Haley Williams, and yes – she’s alright. Williams commented on the whole situation, saying she knew what was coming, and isn’t a stranger to mosh pits. As for everyone getting mad on social media, who cares? This was all entirely harmless and it sounds like Williams had a good time. Everyone needs to chill out.

“That was me,” she said. “I am alive. I fully anticipated all of that. I knew exactly what I was doing. It’s not the first time I’ve been in a pit before. I’ve been in the Knocked Loose pit before – that was the first pit I’ve ever been in, and that night I think I’d seen god and she was beautiful.”

She continued: “Everybody concerned about my well-being — I am alive, I am okay, thank you for checking up on me. As for the rest of you hoes, you heifers who are like, ‘Oh, main character syndrome’ — yeah, I got that shit.”

Now we wait for Sanguisugabogg to inevitably turn this whole thing into a limited edition t-shirt. I’d buy one.