Since tomorrow is Christmas Eve, here is a special, early blog. Universal Cargo wishes you all a merry Christmas with “A Logistics Christmas Poem” below and happy holidays with this picture from our team!
My resolution last revolution
was to find the simple solution
to the greatest logistical feat of all.
It just can’t be right
how in one night one might
make the world seem so small.
Meticulous, ridiculous planning
Must go into global spanning,
yet the task still seems too tall.
How could one travel like a pilgrim
every country giving children
toys they couldn’t purchase at the mall?
Then, as if to call us rookies,
he stops for milk and cookies!
How could he have time to stall?
So unfair to grasp at air
with no answers, I pull out my hair
What shipping pro would this not appall?
What’s more, I ponder hour after hour
how reindeer rendered power
can make that silly sleigh not fall!
Desperation not masking when asking Prancer,
yes, I harassed her for an answer.
Even on my knees did I crawl!
Animus that the animal wouldn’t listen
(neither would Donner nor Blitzen),
I’d like to mount their antlered melons on the wall!
Oh, it’s weakened my will
having no secret still to mill
of how on every house he could call.
I gave it all I got; any more thought
and my mind might rot!
It’s enough to make a freight forwarder bawl.
For the condition of this logistician,
I give up and call him a magician
to deliver that giant haul.
He is the greatest shipper,
that old reindeer whipper!
Santa Claus, take a curtain call.
Source: UC Blog
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